dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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