Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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