Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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