Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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