what if I'm pregnant?
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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