Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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