No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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