I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize