i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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