**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
