real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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