it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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