What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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