yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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