508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sext me about skeletons
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
