In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The adults are the big ones right?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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