Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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