Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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