is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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