yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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