woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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