He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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