Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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