Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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