Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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