i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize
