Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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