He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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