Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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