If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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