so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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