He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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