I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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