Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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