We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I've blown a few things in my day
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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