is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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