Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
there was a trapeze. enough said
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
