My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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