Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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