Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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