just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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