But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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