i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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