so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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