So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
bring money and cleavage
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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