Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
