Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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