So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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