the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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