Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish you could order shots online.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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