I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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