then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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