Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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