Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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