I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
