Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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