I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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