Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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